A skeleton in a butlers uniform approaches casually.
“My training requires me to greet you. This is the Personal Blog of Brandon Vipperman. Writings, opinion, general nonsense. You really don’t have a reason to be here unless you know Brandon personally. Unless you do, then you might know something I don’t and I feel we should have a chat about it. Feel free to browse his pages and posts, comment if you wish. This is a strange place and the pages within will probably make little to no sense. Unless they do. Then, again I think it’s time we talked.”
Take me to his most recent posts.
Take me to his About page.